Jeremy Clarkson & the North Pole

Clarkson has been condemned by the BBC for his actions during last year's episode where he drove a 4x4 to the North Pole. This was not for the sheer stupidity of the stunt or because of climate crimes, but he was shown drinking alcohol while driving. Better to get him on something rather than nothing...

Contrary to popular green opinion I think that Clarkson should repeat the stunt, perhaps to prove that his snow driving abilities were not a fluke last year. I think we should lobby the BBC and Top Gear to get him to race 4x4s to the North Pole again this summer, perhaps against Bush, Brown, Blair and Mugabe this time.

It ought to be done in the summer, I wouldn't want them getting too cold:

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