Inflation hits 5.3%

Dear George,

Bit of a confession. Bloody inflation's going thru the roof and I have to let you know what I plan to do 'bout it. First off, it's not a good sign, sorry. As I said, the party that is in power in this parliament will be out of power for a generation anyway so I suggest you invest in property (house prices seem to be rising again but avoid flood plains as I don't think your planning on tackling climate change) and oil (might be worth avoiding BP ftb). I reckon they are both going to rise faster than inflation so should be a good bet. This is what I intend to do about inflation anyway.

Cheers,

Merv